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Каламбур

 Pun - игра слов; каламбур
  • Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

  • A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Err...so how do you drive this thing?”

  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

  • I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.

  • Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!

  • Without geometry, life is pointless.

  • A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.

  • The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from far too much pi.

  • I went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.

  • She had a photographic memory but never developed it.

  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

 

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